Letters from 221B Baker St,

I was wondering, after you finish all those body parts experiments, after you finally find out the truth and are satisfied, what do you usually do with all those eyes, thumbs, heads and stuff. Just put them into bin??

Sun, 13 May 2012 22:04:20 -0400

No, I take them back to Bart’s, where they are disposed of properly.

-SH

Boys, please refrain from being so loud. Are you aware of the time? John, I know he's wrong and trying to change the rules again, but calling him names like that isn't going to help, dear! Sherlock, please just let John win the game of Cluedo, it'd be much easier. I'll bring you both some cake if you do. - Mrs H x

Sat, 24 Mar 2012 22:13:23 -0400

Yes, Mrs. Hudson.

-SH & JW

(ps: Please bring the cake asap)

what is the one thing that Sherlock does that pisses you off the most?

Sat, 24 Mar 2012 20:52:05 -0400

There are constantly body parts in the kitchen. I think he intentionally puts more when he knows I’m going to eat.

He screeches on that bloody violin of his at three in the morning.

The closest thing to a normal wake up call I get is the flat filled with smoke and the smoke alarm disabled.

-JW

have you ever followed John on a date just to see how it would turn out?

Sat, 24 Mar 2012 20:46:08 -0400

That, is highly preposterous. I would never invade on his privacy.

-SH

I hope you feel better know, Sherlock, John, or whoever controls this thing. I have a question: who put the earphones on that moose/reindeer/whatever's stuffed head in your room and what exactly was the reason for it?? Thanks...

Sat, 24 Mar 2012 20:43:33 -0400

Sherlock had that up before I moved in. I asked him about it once and he claimed it was an experiment. Something about wave lengths and several words I’m pretty sure he made up.

-JW

"So you and John Watson, just platonic?"

Sat, 24 Mar 2012 20:42:37 -0400

Highly.

-SH

This is beautiul! Do you have a FIC REC LIST?

Sat, 24 Mar 2012 20:41:42 -0400

((Neither of us do, sorry! D:))

Why not get a separate mini-fridge for your experiments?

Sat, 24 Mar 2012 20:40:16 -0400

What’s the fun in that?

-SH

Hello, Sherly boy, miss me? - JM

Sat, 24 Mar 2012 20:40:03 -0400

Not in the slightest.

-SH

Where did John go, and what did he do after Jeanette the Boring Teacher left the flat in a huff?

Sat, 24 Mar 2012 20:20:07 -0400

I had to take care of a problem with Sherlock.

I tried calling Jeanette later, but there was no answer.

-JW

What sorts of questions should we be asking, exactly?

Sat, 24 Mar 2012 15:10:31 -0400

Any questions.

-SH

16 followers...

Sat, 24 Mar 2012 14:17:51 -0400

And not a single question?

Tsk, tsk.

-SH

Alright, ask away. -SH

Sat, 24 Mar 2012 12:53:36 -0400

Alright, ask away.

-SH